The Illusion of Victory
“If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself.”
Joseph Goebbels
In the interest of those unfortunate souls who still cannot comprehend the magnitude of America’s magnificent victory over Iran, I have prepared this little explanatory guide to walk them through the events. It appears that some of us have been watching the war, examining the maps, counting the missiles, following the diplomatic developments, and making the elementary mistake of judging outcomes by results on the ground, when reality lies in the narratives in the air – follow the talk.
The truth, as explained by masters of strategy, is subtle, different, and difficult to comprehend by common mortals such as us. So, for the benefit of the uninitiated in the affairs how militaries of this world work and how global wars are conducted, here is lies the education where it will become easier to comprehend what victory actually looks like.
The 48-hour War
Iran was to be bombed into submission in 48 hours. We are now operating on Pentagon time, where 48 hours is a flexible concept, rather like a presidential promise.
Unconditional Surrender
Iran was supposed to surrender unconditionally. It failed to cooperate.
Regime Change
The Iranian government was to be removed. It wasn’t. Perhaps the regime forgot to vacate the premises. Washington is now advised to send a second eviction notice, preferably by registered post.
Decapitation of Leadership
The leadership was to be eliminated. Unfortunately, the political system appears to have developed regenerative properties. This is becoming an expensive game of whack-a-mole, with the moles apparently refusing to comply.
Destruction of the Iranian Navy
The Iranian Navy was to be wiped off the map. A great naval victory! The Iranians are now reduced to manually laying the mines by swimming across the Gulf.
Naval Blockade
America was to establish complete control of the seas. They failed. The Houthis have now sent their representatives to teach the Americans the finer points of piracy on the high seas.
Nuclear Facilities Obliterated
The facilities were declared completely destroyed by a Trump proclamation in 2025 and then again in 2026. The search goes on and then on again.
The $25 Million Reward
Washington offers $25 million for information related to Iranian nuclear materials that were supposedly obliterated in 2025/26.
The MOU
Sign the memorandum, announce a breakthrough, exchange congratulations, issue photographs, declare diplomacy triumphant, and then renege on the commitment. A revolutionary American diplomatic doctrine: Promise everything, deliver a press release, and reserve the right to violate all commitments. Stunning strategic ruse leading to victory through deceit.
The American Elections
The electorate, apparently insufficiently briefed on the brilliance of the military operation, went out and voted the wrong way. Americans are since in grievous depression having discovered the truth.
Israel’s Political Troubles
Netanyahu, the indispensable partner in this strategic masterpiece, finds himself trying to avoid jail time. Regime change, it seems, has become a regional export, with the rather embarrassing possibility of an Israeli customer.
Spain Rebels
A NATO ally discovers that it possesses a spine and, more astonishingly, intends to use it. An independent foreign policy among allies could become contagious.
Canada Looks Towards Europe
America’s closest neighbour and traditional strategic companion develops an interest in European company. Apparently, even the family next door is considering separation.
France Takes the Fore
Paris rediscovers sovereignty and the French art of saying Non! The US had assumed France was still an American department.
Britain and the Food Queues
The special relationship remains special. Unfortunately, so does the price of groceries. The British are discovering that strategic partnerships do not necessarily include a complimentary food basket.
Ukraine and Unconditional Surrender
Another war that was supposed to end in victory is flirting with the possibility of an exit. Conference in Abu Dhabi on 10th/11th November will probably translate as much for Kyiv into Ukrainian defining military capitulation.
Germany’s Economic Troubles
Sanctions on Russia, it appears, have developed a boomerang function. The industry is sputtering to a stop as Germany runs out of gas.
KSA Looks for Allies
MBS begs MBZ’s for assistance and reaches out to Israel for their support. Nothing demonstrates the success of a regional security architecture quite like its principal beneficiaries looking around for emergency assistance. The biggest achievement of this conflict will be KSA signing the Abraham Accord – if they survive.
SCO and BRICS
Apparently, some countries have developed the rather eccentric idea that they can conduct international relations without first seeking American permission.
Russia and China
Both remain remarkably quiet. No daily victory parades, no theatrical announcements, no need to declare themselves winners every morning. There is an old military principle here: sometimes the most effective contribution to an opponent’s defeat is to let him continue with his own plan.
The Western Gulf
Allies are anxious, economies exposed, security assumptions shaken, and the regional architecture under extraordinary pressure. Will democracy threaten the monarchies of Arabia?
Scott Bessent
The US financial wiz-kid has attempted to throttle Iran with his cunning economic siege but is thoroughly disappointed by the uncooperative domestic prices of energy, oil and gas and the growing inflation.
The Pentagon’s Official Explanation
For those still unconvinced, the following rules should be memorised. They explain how American victory is assessed:
- If Iran survives, America has allowed it to survive.
- If Iran retaliates, America has successfully provoked it.
- If Iran refuses to surrender, it is because the US has been moderate in its destruction and not as persuasive as it can be.
- If the war continues, America is exercising strategic patience (Principle of War – Khalid Bin Walid).
- If the objectives change, the original objectives have been achieved, and new ones are being pursued.
- If an ally defects, America has successfully encouraged burden-sharing.
- If an agreement is broken, America has demonstrated negotiating flexibility.
- If oil prices rise, economic pressure is working.
- If markets collapse, the markets have failed to understand the strategy.
- If elections go badly, the electorate has been misinformed.
- If China and Russia benefit, America has a long-term plan and is playing a much longer game.
- If absolutely nothing goes according to plan, it is because the plan was never intended to be understood by ordinary mortals.
The doctrine is beautifully simple: Success is victory. Failure is strategy. Retreat is repositioning. Confusion is strategic ambiguity. And catastrophe is an opportunity for further leadership.
The Final Strategic Assessment
Let the record show:
- America has won the war.
- Iran has lost the war.
- Israel is more secure.
- The Gulf is more stable.
- Europe is more prosperous.
- NATO is more united.
- Ukraine is victorious.
- China is contained.
- Russia is intimidated.
- BRICS is irrelevant.
- The American electorate is delighted.
- And the entire world is grateful.
A Final Word of Encouragement
- America has not lost a war. It has merely won one that nobody else has recognised.
- It has not lost allies. It has simply given them the opportunity to discover independence.
- It has not strengthened its adversaries. It has merely helped them discover their potential.
- It has not weakened the dollar, damaged its credibility or disrupted the international order. It has simply demonstrated how resilient the rest of the world can be without it.
- And it has certainly not lost control of the narrative. It is just that the narrative has developed a life of its own and appears to have defected.
God bless America. The land of the free, the home of the brave, and the only country in the world where you can lose an argument, a war, an ally, and an election—and still hold a press conference to announce four victories.
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